mother fuck bp
As it happens, Corexit 9500, the chemical dispersant BP was using by the millions of gallons to ‘clean up’ the spill, is ‘four times more toxic than sweet crude oil’. So now they’re being sued by the same team that litigated the Exxon Valdez case in ‘89.
Isn’t it funny how BP thinks everyone’s a fucking moron. At every turn, down to photoshopped images of a fictional ‘crisis management center’, BP has managed to shit the entire spectrum of ridiculously unnecessary to planet-fuckingly critical issues UP. ”Yes, well how we’re getting rid of the oil is by dumping new shit into the water. This new shit will break up all the oil.” “But where does the oil go to after it breaks up? And what about the new shit, where does that go after it breaks up the oil?” “Suck my balls. Next question.”
