Abercrombie & Fitch
Or you lived outside po-dunk asshat land of the walmart, outback, chilis and target in a city that offered more viable clothing options than mis-sized, exclusively for non-skinny folk, pre-torn and tattered, cargo shorts from a company that sold you in it’s advertising even though their threads are a joke.
A+F is for wanna be’s.
Bitch, I’ll be in the Polo section
To the people who are still hating on A&F in their 20s and possibly 30s:
You must have not been popular/Jewish in high school. Sucks.
You must not have been good-looking enough to work there. Oooooohhh!!! Seriously.
