So I can’tdon’t  sleep-in late anymore because I am becoming an old, old man. So as I rise with the sun and rooster, I troll the book of face seeing if I have any messages or if it’s my turn in any of my scrabulous games, then I laugh. I’m lol’ing bc it ain’t the first time I have seen this, and it probably will not be the last either, but a girl who I am friends with has a status that reads “…loving being in state XYZ with boy XYZ :)” and her profile pic is her with a guy I am guessing is boy XYZ but they live out of town, so I ain’t sure. The reason I find this so damn funnny is this a girl I have known for awhile and have traded war stories with about being single in college, crazy things we have done/been a part of and now, like I have seen many times before, mostly with the ladies but in a more watered down form with some guys too, a formerly debauchery inviting facebook profile morphs almost instantly into a facebook profile that exudes domestic proficiency.  Profile pics that used to have 40oz beers and sorority girl friends in costumes get traded for prim and proper and couple-ish photos that seem to be from a wedding or other event with a professional photog and the new profile pic serves to reinvent the person and their online persona from life of the party, wild, undiscovered Tucker Max type of willingness to get in to crazy shit, in to a facebook page that looks like they have become the perfect person to slang laundering supplies and household cleaning products. Man I’m an old fuck.
  • So I can’tdon’t  sleep-in late anymore because I am becoming an old, old man. So as I rise with the sun and rooster, I troll the book of face seeing if I have any messages or if it’s my turn in any of my scrabulous games, then I laugh.
  • I’m lol’ing bc it ain’t the first time I have seen this, and it probably will not be the last either, but a girl who I am friends with has a status that reads “…loving being in state XYZ with boy XYZ :)” and her profile pic is her with a guy I am guessing is boy XYZ but they live out of town, so I ain’t sure.
  • The reason I find this so damn funnny is this a girl I have known for awhile and have traded war stories with about being single in college, crazy things we have done/been a part of and now, like I have seen many times before, mostly with the ladies but in a more watered down form with some guys too, a formerly debauchery inviting facebook profile morphs almost instantly into a facebook profile that exudes domestic proficiency.  Profile pics that used to have 40oz beers and sorority girl friends in costumes get traded for prim and proper and couple-ish photos that seem to be from a wedding or other event with a professional photog and the new profile pic serves to reinvent the person and their online persona from life of the party, wild, undiscovered Tucker Max type of willingness to get in to crazy shit, in to a facebook page that looks like they have become the perfect person to slang laundering supplies and household cleaning products.
  • Man I’m an old fuck.
∞ 2 months ago