Which would you rather stick your dick in: an emaciated, scabby hooker on speed or a buxom lady who thinks she’s taking a nap in cotton balls?

Vice, Sex and Death in the Old West (via syntheticpubes)

ty u for the mental image, gross.  For a legit answer you need to say, like “in a perfect world and they were both STD free…” to elicit any sort of answer of merit.

hmmmmmm…?   still gross, gotta ponder this while chicken/egg stlye paradox for a bit