daily advice, or how i lost 5 followers
dude i get it. not everyone has the money for therapy, and fuck, its self-indulgent anyway right? so you wanna lay down on karp’s couch and give yourself a good cry. its a nice place to vent. but some of this shit…goddamn. have some dignity.
i mean, i get people want to vent, and everyday there’s some bourgeoisie bitching about trite fucking problems and people unfollowing other people over silly debates, but threatening to commit internet suicide or crying about facebook ruining your life? its so melodramatic. its like a fucking episode of gossip girl. you think YOU have problems?? i’ve got a case of hemorrhoids so bad i would rather have been ass-raped by a homeless man with a 12 inch cock…it would be less painful.
my advice…. fellas: fuck that bitch and the dildo she rode in on. ladies: HES JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU (and he probably has a small penis and sucks in bed anyway so he just did you a favor). if you have any sense of self worth you’ll grow a pair and get the fuck over it.
no one can hurt you unless you give them permission to.