It was followed by a story about making a sex tape. Peanut, a hyperactive purple Muppetish dummy, kicked off his portion of the show just by saying different words for breasts — “bodacious ta-tas” got the biggest laugh — and closed with a bit about ordering Chinese food, done in a preposterous Fu Manchu accent. By the encore, when Dunham brought out his redneck character to do a routine from his first DVD, all 7,000 people in the arena were ecstatically chanting the dummy’s punch lines together — a choir of thrown voices. (Dunham: “Do you have a drinking problem?” Everyone: “No! I’ve pretty much got it figured out!”) Then, when it was over — after Dunham fired some balled-up Jeff Dunham T-shirts into the upper decks with the kind of air-powered bazooka you see during N.B.A. halftimes — he literally ran out the arena’s back door and onto his bus, where he went back to work on the Umpire. “This is so scary for me,” he said, applying a critical bit of glue to the right temple. Outside, fans had ringed the front of the tour bus. You could hear them whenever the door opened. They were chanting: “Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
Somehow, after I read these words, the world was not sucked into Beelzebub’s fetid anus like the flame of a recklessly ignited hellfart.
Then again, there are about five more pages to read.
Jeff Dunham’s Comedy for Dummies - NYTimes.com
[Goldenfiddlr, I blame you for making me aware of this story.]
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