things that make you go...
This is a cool attitude.
I recently mapped my (real! true! accurate!) sexual history on a spreadsheet. Posting the spreadsheet itself proved too difficult (also: in incredibly bad taste) so I’m just going to throw up the stats. I find them highly interesting. Sidenote: I really, really hope my mom never finds my tumblr.
(Yes, I am hoping this will make you smile. Or laugh. Or just…feel better.)
I knew the name of 93.8% of the men I’ve fucked.
I used a condom with 32.3% of the men I’ve fucked.
I had sex on more than one occasion with 35.4% of the men I’ve fucked.
I was sober 10.8% of the time.
I had anal sex with 24.6% of the men I’ve fucked.
7.7% of the men were virgins.
9.2% of the men were married.
I was cheating on a boyfriend 10.8% of the time.
I was in a relationship with 7.7% of the men I’ve fucked.So there you have it. Sixty five dudes, by the numbers.
