This guy is the hipster Jesus of the 21st C.
He rejects zealots and xenophobia, and he just wants to parlay his new found popularity for a barter, his iconic board for a truck to sell za.
most assholes are starting reality tv shows, talking about hanging out with dustin diamond, and then there is Hipster Baby J (insert Jake or Jesus) who just wants to start an honest business out of providing deliciousness and convenience to the masses.
Jake, you are the ying to the yang of the hipster grifter. Thank you for also showing the world that cool Southerners have brains!
JAKE ISOM WEARING HIS SHIRT.
This guy is the best.
From the Gawker article:
It’s not the only way Jacob plans to capitalize on his fame: “I’m hoping maybe I can get two rich people to battle for my skateboard on eBay, and I could make enough money to buy a truck and sell pizza by the slice from a truck.”
