March 2012
“According to Bourgeois, the secret to the department’s success is simple:...”
– What Prison is Like in New Orleans During Mardi Gras, Fat Tuesday: Men’s Lives: GQ
holy shit, reason. Reason. Good to see it somewhere.
February 2012
the 1980's
fucking ruining, destroyed, lame-o-fied what once was a harbinger of awesome punk music. I am not sure if the Sandanistas were good folk or bad, 80s, AlQaeda types, but if they were good the analogy doesnt work, if they were bad, not as bad as that album.
No one cared about the NBA.
Everybody cared about hockey for one hot second.
Sergio Tachini and Patrick Nagel
will some one name a band "Mr. Earnst's Sod"
You don’t have to be good or make sense.
Great name for a DEVO cover band.
the 1990s
9021oh I just wanted to see the sister chick naked who wound up crazy IRL.
saved by the bell, wanted to see all of them naked except the girl who did ‘showgirls’, wtf mate?
we had a president getting strange, which isnt OK, but lots of great leaders have had wives and mistresses attend the funeral. JFK, he has an airport.
MC Hammer had thoroughbreds.
Vanilla Ice had a major...
the 1990s
go to college. learn this computer program. rinse repeat every year till apple stock eclipses IBM
I ate 50 dollars of steak and drank 100 dollars of...
littleorphanammo:
Im very thankful for my kind, generous friends with good jobs. Because I’ve obviously not paid for those crazy things.
I’ve slept three hours in 38 hours and am still unbelievably in need of a weird time stoppage but I’m cognizant sorta deal to keep working.
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Dear kickstarter, send broken 18c frames I can fix.
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Dear smokers, go outside.
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Dear deer, y’all rock. Dont grow too many antlers or humans will turn u in to a macabre collector fetish.
...
we have an 'ask' box now
every answer is ‘you fucking suck’ or ‘your fucking stupid’ so ask away!
theres no reason to be here
the only thing that sux worse than this blog is u
how is being a failure? write an essay, we meet on saturday nights on skype
Nihil
Really, fuck off
Fuck u
We all die alone
Go buy something a j crew asshole
Groupon that shit.
Go the dry cleaners
Look in the mirror and say candy man thrice
Scccccrd? Cuz u suck
Grow up
Divide
And
Conquer
I no longer pander
Nam blog. Truth. Thoughts. A mind that should be sealed like a unstable mind. Free,ish. Daily struggles of the existential kind, infinite fight w my mind. I’d do so much better as someone’s robot, and maybe I , that of a dumb fuck.
Tip too much and don’t take shit unless they fuck like a champ
Insecurities exist for a reason
You/we/us SUCK
If this were a vase, id smash it w gusto in to a zillion, irreparable pieces & smile
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nihilism is comforting as it doesnt jerk off in...
while it tastes salty, at least not being hermetically sealed to any one idealogoy allows one to get shit on freely, like the patch of grass you lay still, til some dog reminds you of something they feel the urge to shit and piss all over.